Most Of My Favourite Quotes

Hey guys

I was going through a list of my favourite quotes the other day, and I thought I'd share them because, who doesn't love a good quote. These aren't in any particular order, so I won't be stating any favourite one.
Side Note: There's going to be swearing in some of these quotes. So if you don't like that, I've warned you.

These first lot of quotes are from musicals made by Team Starkid. I love these people and their musicals. I have also made a Top 25 Starkid Song post, so if you want to see that click HERE Also Lauren Lopez holds a very special place in my heart and I don't think that's ever going to change.

"I'm tired! Why can't we just be Death Eaters?"
    - Draco ~ A Very Potter Musical
I'm always tired so I find this very relatable, also it's said by Draco which is even better.

"You'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't, it just makes them dead"
    - Voldermort ~ AVPM
I honestly have no reason why I love this so much. He sounds so upset that he just figured that out, which is hilarious, especially since I find it hard to make friends.

"How do you propose we get my Death Eaters into your little daycare centre? And don't suggest a giant slide, or a trampoline because we've already tried those"
    - Voldermort ~ AVPM
It's so serious at first, like maybe it's something book Voldermort would say, and then there's the last part. The first time I heard it, I couldn't stop laughing because he sounded so defeated at the idea of his plans not working.

This one is a response to someone. So the scene is that Harry wants to swap dragons and he's bargaining his lunch with Draco and he says:
"Oh. No. No. I've got fruit by foot"

    - Draco ~ AVPM
I didn't think much of this a first, then I googled what Fruit By The Foot is and it's similar to Fruit Wind Ups in England. Once I knew what it was, the quote grew on me because I wouldn't give up my Fruit Wind Up easily.

"Hufflepuff are particularly good finders"
    - Cedric ~ AVPM
I'm a Hufflepuff and I can find things quite well, so this quote is perfect for me. Also I love the response Dumbledore gives, I should be offended since I'm a Hufflepuff but it's so funny: "What the hell is a Hufflepuff"

"I say you won't last five minutes at Pigfarts"
    - Draco ~ AVPM
PIGFARTS IS REAL! But it's on Mars.....

"Okay is Wonderful"
    - Voldy - AVPM
    - Quirrel - AVPSY
It's just so beautiful, and I ship Quirrelmort, I have no shame admitting that. This is what Team Starkid does to you.

"You know what you are? A BUTT TRUMPET! Who looks stupid now? YOU DO!"
    - Lupin ~ A Very Potter Sequel
I just love this, because who doesn't love being called a butt trumpet by Remus Lupin/Brian Holden? Also, if you say this you have to do the butt movement or else it won't have the same effect.

"I was in the car with my parents and we crashed... into a crocodile. My parents got eaten, but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar"
    - Harry ~ AVPS
This makes more sense than getting a lightning shaped car from a normal car crash. How could crocodiles not be involved haha.

"Umbridge: Did you get my text? Dumbledore/Lucius Malfoy: Yes
Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back"

    - Umbridge (your Mama) ~ AVPS
I never thought I'd ever say this, but.... I can relate to Umbridge. I'm a really fast texter/replier (95% of the time), so I automatically think everyone else is :'). Also can we all agree that Joe Walker is amazing as both Voldermort and Umbridge? He obviously eats nothing but Protein Shakes, Falcon Eggs and ROCKS!

"I'll ignore that some of you are late, if you ignore that I'm the latest"
    - Lupin - AVPS
I'm either really early or really late, there's no in between. So when I am late, this is generally my reaction because my friends in the group can never arrive on time.

"Does no one want a Red Vine?!? HAS THE WORLD GONE INSANE!?!"
    - Ron ~ AVPS
I love Red Vines.... What can't the do ;)

"I'm going to rip your perky little boobs off!"
    - Umbridge ~ AVPS
I just find this unbelievably funny!

"And it's gonna be totally awesome"
Anyone who has watched all the AVPMs, this line will automatically warm your heart.

"I'm Bruce Man. I mean. I'm Bat Wayne. FUCK!"
    - Batman ~ Holy Musical B@man
I love this quote because I would love to see it in one of the proper movies.

"Robin: Look Batman, a dog!
Batman: Quick Robin! Pet it!"

     - Holy Musical B@man
I find this way to relatable. And not just with dogs, with any animal that's petable. But it is mainly dogs haha.

"Rise up like a natural disaster"
    - Villains ~ Holy Musical B@man
I find this strangely motivational and I love it!

"I DID NOT FUCK A TIGER!"
    - Prince Achmed ~ Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier
Like I said, No One Remembers Achmed is one of my favourite Team Starkid quotes and this is one of my favourite lines in all of their musicals. It takes a lot of strength not to randomly sing it because I'd probably worry my parents haha.

"Once upon a upon a time, in a far away land, there was a magic kingdom that prospered through its commitment to two simple ideals: Duty and Devotion. The 2D's."
    - Sherrezade ~ Twisted
I love this musical! It's one of the best ones they've did, definatley a top favourite. So I think it's quite right to have the quote that started the musical off. I also like that it's Sherrezade (a important person in this) that says this because it reminds me of the man at the start of Aladdin (because of the whole theory that he is the genie)!

"Okay Jesus Christ, I have no idea what is going on, but your're in no position to be handling that knife or this lamp!
    Jaf'ar ~ Twisted
I really love how everything was so serious, we found out that Aladdin has another person "living in him" and Aladdin was just squatting there, and it turned out that Aladdin was the one who killed his parents. After the weird ass speech (which Jeff Blim did amazing at!), it's still really dark lighting and then Dylan/Jaf'ar just says "Okay Jesus Christ, I have no idea what is going on" and its so funny because of how real the confusion sounds.

"A song is a dick in sheep's clothing"
    - Jaf'ar ~ Twisted
It's not the quote in particular I like, more of the facial expressions and reactions to what is being said that I find the funniest.

"Uh, Schwoopsie"
    - Schwoopsie ~ Firebringer
I'm a big fan of puns and jokes (I will admit mine are very bad, but people still laugh so I'm still happy), so it should come to no surprise as to why I like this line so much.

"Yes. With the power of our minds, we humans were making all sorts of new discoveries. For example: Babies. Mm, babies. They are delicious! But you can't eat them, or else there won't be any new people."
    - Molag ~ Firebringer
They sure did love their babies....

"The Duck is pleased"
    - Ducker ~ Firebringer
All hail the mighty Duck! Duck is Lord!!

"I don't care where the sun goes at night, he's an asshole!"
    - Zazzalil ~ Firebringer
I like this mainly because I like Zazzalil. I don't trust people who don't like Zazz.

"For you, I'd part with many of these paintings (that is berries and shit mixed together). Not all of them. But I do like you a lot"
    - Grunt ~ Firebringer
I find this so sweet. I love Grunt and Emberly, they're so cute and this just makes them even cuter!

"We're like Batman and Robin... or Superman, and his dick"
    - Dick ~ Me And My Dick
Like I said before, I really like pun and bad jokes, so this makes me laugh.

"Up is the toughest some of a bitch I ever met in my life! He eats eagles for breakfast! He sleeps on a bed of fire! And when Up cuts an onion - the onion is the one who cries!"
    - Taz ~ Starship
I think the main reason I like this so much is because it reminds me of the Umbridge scene in A Very Potter Sequel.

"Bug: I mean, you get to live out your dream everyday with the Over-Queen! Now it's time for me to live mine! Up there with the Starship Rangers.
 Roach: But... But what if i miss you Bug?
 Bug: Well... If you miss me, just look up. Because that's where I'll be"
    ~ Starship
I just find this such a sweet goodbye between two friends, especially because Bug is doing what he's always wanted to do.

"Rangers, I want every single one of you to get back to your dormitories, right now, and take a bubble bath! We deserve bubbles on our skin"
    - Up ~ Starship
We are all Commander Up at some point in our lives, don't try and pretend you aren't.

"Carrr for a drink? I call this one a Qui-Gon gin... and tonic!"
    - Qui-Gon Jinn ~ Ani: A Parody
Another pun....

" I know that based on what you just saw, you wouldn't believe it but... I played Tony in Independence Community Theater's production of West Side Story a couple years back. It's like, big fish small pond, but... I was proud"
    - General Store Guy ~ The Trail To Oregon
I like this one so much because just before that he sang a very off key line.

"Mother: *sings* Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of two / Could have been a banker, guess a farmer will do / Why did you get to choose?
 Farther: Well, I don't know if you know this about me, but... I wrote the show. It's how this one goes.
 Mother: Well we aren't gonna get very far as a bunch of fucking farmers"
    ~ TTTO
I like this because Jeff actually did write this as a book and Rachael's dry humour is amazing.

"The Bandit King"
    - The Bandit King ~ TTTO
Obviously you need the hand movement to go with this but lets pretend it's there.

"Well good shooting there, Craphole. Looks like you got about 2000 pounds here, and between the three of us we can carry back about...20"
    - Grandpa ~ TTTO
You gotta feel sorry for Craphole here, because he didn't want to shoot the Ox's in the first place.

"Well, I guess it makes sense I'm the one dying of dysentery. I shouldn't have put all that shit in my mouth... especially that shit"
    - Son ~ TTTO
Spoken like a true hero...

So, that is my favourite Starkid quotes out of the way. Now I'm going to be moving on to some of my favourite book quotes. I have a lot of favourite book quotes which aren't going to be on here, but I might make a part 2 of this so they'll be added onto that one if I do make that post.

"I wish I could go away somewhere but the only problem is that I'd have to go too"
    - Carrie Fisher ~ The Princess Diarist
As soon as I read this, I knew I loved it. This relates to me a lot (not just because I'm lazy) because there is so many places I'd love to go to and so many things I'd love to do, but they are so out of my comfort zone, I'm scared to do them.

"Every person has the power to change fate if they are brave enough to fight for what they desire more than anything"
    - Stephanie Garber ~ Caraval
There is something that makes me love this. It might be because of why it is said in the book, or it might be because of the way other people can determine it's meaning. It's a beautiful way of saying, you've got to fight for what you want and love.

"She imagined loving him would feel like falling in love with darkness: frightening and consuming, yet utterly beautiful when the stars come out"
    - Stephanie Garber [Scarletts thoughts] ~ Caraval
This is such a beautiful way to describe what Scarlett felt like when she was discovering her feelings. And it helps that I love space so much.

"Hope a powerful thing. Some say it's a different breed of magic altogether. Elusive, difficult to handle, but not much is needed"
    - Stephanie Garber ~ Caraval
I like this so much because I like hope so much. Hope gets people through the most tricky situations, and there doesn't need to be a lot for it to mean something to someone.

"Of all the weapons in the world, I now know love to be the most dangerous"
    - Mr Darcy ~ Pride And Prejudice And Zombies
It's the context in which this quote is said, that makes me like it so much. Because even though he could die at any moment (from zombies no less), and yet the thing that hurts him is love; something so plain and simple.

"We accept the love we think we deserve"
    - Charlie ~ The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Keeping on love topic, I think this is a very important quote (I think this is an important book to begin with). Just because we think we deserve something doesn't mean it's what we were meant for. We can't sell ourselves lowly because we think that's what we deserve, when really we have so much more potential.

"I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship"
    - Amy ~ Little Women
I think that people should pay more attention to this quote. This is because, life is full of obstacles but we've just got to learn ways of getting through them.

"There is always light behind the clouds"
    - Louisa May Alcott (because I can't find who actually says this) ~ Little Women
I like this because it reminds me that no matter how dark times may get, it will get lighter and better.

"I let myself slip away...
 Just to stay sane. Just to get through it.
 And when I feltyself slipping too far, I held on to the one thing I'm always sure of -
 Blue eyes.
 Bronze curls.
 The fact that Simon Snow is the most powerful magician alive.
 That nothing can hurt him, not even me.
 That Simon Snow is alive.
 And I'm hopelessly in love with him"
    - Baz ~ Carry On
If you have read anything I have written about Carry On, you'll know how much I love Simon and Baz, and how much I love this Quote. This is making me smile like a crazy person even still, because GUYS its SIMON and BAZ!!

And that is all (not really I still have hundreds going through my mind) of the book quotes. Because I still have so many I'll probably just make a big list of them all and post them, it might be a thing that I keep adding to if I find any new quotes I like. And now on to a bunch of random quotes that I've found huddled in places (Tumblr, shh). Also I'm not going to go deep while talking about this, just stupid little comments, so don't expect much from me :)

"The adventures I enjoy are usually of the literary nature"
    - Henry Winchester ~ Supernatural
I mean come on, this is a book blog, what did you expect?

"I cared for 8 seconds. Then I got distracted"
    - Dr House ~ House
I go into my own little world very easily, so this is a quote I live by. This also sounds like something Sherlock would say.

"I'm depressed, I need a cookie"
    - Sophia ~ Golden Girls
I feel like cookies can solve a lot of issues in my life... they're just so delicious.

"Here we are in the middle of a crisis and there's no cheesecake"
    - Blanche ~ Golden Girls
I've been craving cheesecake for a week and writing this down is not helping me. What I've decided is that I'm going to learn how to make cheesecake and then open up my own 24/7 cheesecake cafe, so people can come and get cheesecake whenever they need to.

"I'm gonna poop buckets of nuggets"
    - Me ~ Me
I got really annoyed at something (I can't remember what), and then the next thing I know, I was screaming this. I don't know why it came out like this, but it's now one of my favourite quotes :)

"I have more pride in my Hogwarts house than I do in my own county"
    - ?
GO HUFFLEPUFF!!!! This is way too true!

"Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia Jeremy. Welcome to the real world"
    - Mark ~ Peep Show
This is something stupid, but so true. But you know what you've got shake it off (I was listening to Shake It Off by Taylor Swift when I was typing this).

I'VE FINALLY FINISHED THIS!! You guys have no idea how happy I am right now, this has been in my draft (unfinished) for 2 MONTHS, and now I get to post it! There's not a lot of quotes on this but I feel really accomplished! So like I said before I might make a plain list of all of my favourite quotes and just keep adding to it. Doing that will probably make it a lot less stressful than what I did for this.
Any whoooo

Till next time
Byeeeeeeee

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